MEE – Marroni Electronic Entertainment

iLikeCereal!! loves you.  It gives you the greatest bear hug, nay, wookie hug, of victorious friendliness (the kind of crushingly soulful wookie hug that can only be administered after taking out an Endorian shield generator or after locking yourself in a bathroom with a gallon of milk and empty bowl and spoon and crushing a whole box of Count Chocula in one shameful sitting) that no other productivity killin’ app in the whole frickin’ universe can dare compete with it.  By this virtue alone, iLikeCereal!!, is the greatest productivity killing app of our time, our generation, EVER.

But it’s not just the beyond epic wookie hugs of victorious friendliness that make iLikeCereal!! the best productivity killing app ever.  No, it’s also the fact that it is the best productivity killing app EVER, that, in fact, makes iLikeCereal!!, the best productivity killing app EVER.

Have you ever danced with a bowl of cereal in the pale moonlight?  I haven’t either and you should thank God and your lucky charms that you’ve never been subjected to such a ridiculous scene.

You lucky and blessed people get to just enjoy the glories of the hottest breakfast cereal physics simulation on the planet from the comfort of your own homes.   Flingin’ pieces of deliciously rendered breakfast cereal at each other?  Check!  Exquisitely simulated milk ripple effect and surface tension feature ripped straight out of Koi Pond?  Check!  The best soundtrack EVER?  Check and check, son!

Watch yourself, man!  You’re now dealing with sugar cereals and breakfast cereal physics systems that make the Large Hadron Collider seem like a set of Tinker Toys.  You know what they found at CERN when they flung those primordial pieces of cereal together at faster than Sugar Crisp speeds?  It wasn’t the boson particle or even an Arby’s French Dip & Swiss sandwich.  No, it was the freakin’ iLikeCereal!! trailer.  DAMN!

This was such a revolutionary discovery that Al-Qaeda tried to put a stop to iLikeCereal!!–they hate us because we’re sugary sweet.  No matter, though, it took just one epic fling of one epic piece of cereal (epically modeled on brand name cereals–parody isn’t just legally protected speech, people, it’s a way of life in iLikeCereal!! land) to put an end to their epic cereal-hating crusade.

But, hey?  Did I mention how absolutely awesome and downright epic the music and soundtrack are?  No?  Well, they are, pal!  It took exactly 23 Anthony ‘Fuzion’ Drummond (I pity the fool who doesn’t check the credits) man-hours to cook that puppy up!  With ‘chill’ and ‘clownin” music background tracks, iLikeCereal!! is fun for the whole family.  You can’t handle the sweet sound of ‘Fweeeee!’ when flingin’ cereal in ‘clownin’ mode.

Folks, really.  It’s simply time to get yourself a copy and experience the majesty of iLikeCereal!! for yourselves.  Still don’t think you can do it?  Come on!  It’s Christmas!  It’s Chanukah!  It’s Al-Hijra!  It’s Kwanzaa!  Heck, it’s Festivus (for the restivus)!  What kind of a monster are you?  You’re not that guy (or gal) that everyone and their brother/sister saw on To Catch a Predator are you?  No, I didn’t think so.  I knew you weren’t total scum.

And, if that’s still not enough, the gorgeous UI should–oh, wait; scratch that.  The UI is as ugly and brutal as Henry Kissinger stopping for dinner at an Old Country Buffet.

Back on track, iLikeCereal!! is great fun, most awesome, technically really sweet, sounds awesomer, makes a great conversation starter, has the greatest press release ever, would make a really great game, and is the single greatest breakfast cereal physics sim of the decade.  And, if you think I was drunk when I wrote this?  Prove it.

iLikeCereal!! Best.  Productivity.  Killing.  App.  EVER.

In consideration for the 2009 Best App Ever Awards:

Please nominate iLikeCereal!! for Best Productivity Killer App at the link below:

http://www.bestappever.com/c/kapp/341455168

http://www.mobileorchard.com/best-app-ever-awards-better-odds/

P.S.

If you haven’t bought iLikeCereal!! yet, do you think you can buy it now?  Pretty please, with sugar on top?

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ilikecereal/id341455168?mt=8

P.P.S.

UPDATE:

iBailout!! has unleashed the fury!!11 Please get it now:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ibailout/id333196767?mt=8

Please nominate iBailout!! for Best Arcade Game here:

http://bestappever.com/c/argm/333196767

Our very, very soon to be released game, iBailout!!, is, unbelievably, even bester than iLikeCereal!!, the best productivity killing app EVER.  Please check out the iBailout!! trailer below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqhB77AZHGQ

P.P.P.S.

Thanks, folks.

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